genuinely i really admire people who can set aside some time and go Okay I'm Writing Now and then get some writing done, i'm just out here fighting for my fucking life
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better
another 4 hours should do the trick
the craziest part about Twitter imploding has been the mindboggling speed that it's happening at. i hate Elon as much as the next guy, but a few weeks ago i was still telling myself that like. okay, sure, he's an idiot, but it's not like the CEO personally has his hands on every aspect of the business, right? he might kill Twitter eventually, but it'll be a death by a thousand cuts as he slowly introduces useless and hated new features. he would have to actively TRY to kill the company as soon as he takes over to truly do something disastrous.
and then within 12 hours of the deal going through he's fired half the company and a few days later he's down to like 15% of the original workforce, none of which know how to do things like "reboot the servers" or "send out paychecks" or "not be in flagrant violation of legally binding federal agreements with the FTC". fucking incredible. this is like watching your drunk cousin light a firecracker at your 4th of July cookout, and you're worried he's gonna try to throw it and might fuck up by holding onto it too long and blowing his hand off, but before you can say anything, he swallows it instead
Anonymous asked
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top ten saddest men?
"
obsessed with this ask. never wanna be asked about anything else ever again
10 CHOPIN
9 RASKOLNIKOV FROM CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
8 OLD MAN BRAZIL 7-1 LOSS WORLD CUP
7 AKON WHEN HE WROTE LONELY
6 ELLIOT IN THE PROPHETS JOURNEY EPISODE :((((
5 SPENCER REID CRIMINAL MINDS IN SEASON 12 EPISODE 11 I THINK
4 SERGEI JESENIN WHEN HE WROTE A POEM TO HIS MOM :(
3 FRANZ KAFKA
2 RUST COHLE TRUE DETECTIVE HOW MUCH CAN ONE MAN TAKE HOW MUCH CAN BE PUT ON HIM I ASK UNTO GOD
1 VAN GOGH SAD GIGNER CUNT I LOVE YOU ALWAYS <3.
Anonymous asked
"
top ten saddest men?
"obsessed with this ask. never wanna be asked about anything else ever again
10 CHOPIN
9 RASKOLNIKOV FROM CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
8 OLD MAN BRAZIL 7-1 LOSS WORLD CUP
7 AKON WHEN HE WROTE LONELY
6 ELLIOT IN THE PROPHETS JOURNEY EPISODE :((((
5 SPENCER REID CRIMINAL MINDS IN SEASON 12 EPISODE 11 I THINK
4 SERGEI JESENIN WHEN HE WROTE A POEM TO HIS MOM :(
3 FRANZ KAFKA
2 RUST COHLE TRUE DETECTIVE HOW MUCH CAN ONE MAN TAKE HOW MUCH CAN BE PUT ON HIM I ASK UNTO GOD
1 VAN GOGH SAD GIGNER CUNT I LOVE YOU ALWAYS <3.
Tribes celebrate plan to remove dams on Klamath
Tribes along the Klamath River hope removing four dams will help restore salmon, considered integral to Indigenous cultures
“Tribal nations and Native people are celebrating a decision made Thursday by federal regulators approving a plan for the largest dam removal plan in the country’s history.
The move is considered a crucial step in saving dwindling salmon populations but also as a sign the federal government is serious about respecting treaty rights and Indigenous culture…
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission on Thursday voted unanimously to transfer ownership of four dams owned by utility company PacificCorp on the Klamath River in northern California and southern Oregon to the two states and a nonprofit formed to manage the project. The commission called the decision “historic” and “momentous” because tribal advocacy influenced the outcome. Some hope this might lead to greater consideration of treaty rights and Native culture in federal permitting decisions around power generation and dams.
The decision is expected to allow the decommission and destruction of the dams and open up hundreds of miles of a river that once was one of the richest salmon rivers in the U.S. Since the four dams were built between 1918 and 1962, salmon have been blocked from reaching spawning areas, contributing to a drastic decline in the number of salmon in the river…
“The Klamath salmon are coming home,” Yurok Chairman Joseph James said in a statement after the vote. “The people have earned this victory and with it, we carry on our sacred duty to the fish that have sustained our people since the beginning of time.”…
Dam removal is expected as soon as next year and wrap up by the end of 2024.” -via Indian Country Today
did-you-kno
“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””
Wow.
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
I am not in this life to fucking watch ads